Wednesday, 13 February 2019

valentine day joks


nepali joks


handsome ko pani limit hunxani


CHOCOLATE JOKS

RAM:  launuss aunty chocolate 
AUNTY:  k ko khusi maa ??
RAN: 1st vayera pass vayeko maaaa 
AUNTY:  padheko tw kahile dekheko thinata kasari 1st vayera pass vayeuuu babu?????
RAM: asti hajur ko xora janmidaaa cho0colate dinu vayeko thiyoni malai ....ani maile kehi sodheeko thiyera ???

joks: A B C D JOKS

joks: A B C D JOKS: एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी… M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्र...

RAJESH DAI FACT NEPAL

  • Rajesh Hamal doesn't believe in ghosts. But ghosts do beleive in Rajesh dai.
  • Aliens are real, they are just afraid of Rajesh Hamal - that's why they never came down to earth.
  • The tears of Rajesh Hamal can cure cancer. Just a pity, Rajesh Hamal never cries.
  • Several years ago, moon used to be randomly elleptical. Rajesh dai made is round.
  • When Rajesh dai plays Chess, elephants are brought from Jawalakhel, camels from S. Arabia, horses from India.
  • Even Yamraj fears of Rajesh Hamal's irony hand "Falamko Haat". 
  • If Rajesh dai = 1, then 1>2. Nothing can be greater than Rajesh dai.
  • Only Rajesh Hamal can make onions cry.
  • Ghosts get frequently haunted by Rajesh Hamal.
  • Rajesh dai is so cool, even chocolates do not melt in his hand.
  • Once Rajesh dai played tennis against Federrer and Nadal together, still Rajesh dai won the match just with his left falamko haat.
  • Whenever Rajesh dai sneezes, it is often misinterpreted as acid rain.

SIR AND STUDENT NEPALI JOKS FUNNY